One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor!

Ugggghhhhh!

Why is it that whenever you bump into someone in a bar you always get tequila?? It always tastes bad (pretty much like ass) and just that one shot in the middle of your night's ongoings .....such an insignificant moment.... totally fucks up the next day.

And what is this bullshit about fine tequila? Who has the gall to go around and sample different makes so they can be the authority on the product. Iron stomach much? When something is so distinctively upsetting that it forces you to contort your facial muscles unwillingly, who is the guy who rasied his hand to volunteer trying them all?

I think people go for the tequila option because

A: it's fun to get set up. Drinking is more interesting when it involves props. Much like jumping into cold water, everyone has to do the steps at the same time so that you can all enjoy the pain together.

B: no one knows what the fuck they want when they get up to the bar. If you already have beer than you need something quick so that you can get back to drinking said beer. Ah ha! The shot.. but what shall we shoot? No one in their right minds besides maybe desperate underagers want to shoot vodka, and all the liquers are too expensive and you're too drunk to find the shooter list or remember/ pronounce your favorite one. So we opt for tequila. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

C: Its tough. Everyone has the little man complex when there is a beer in hand. I don't know why but the one who can poison themselves the most and still stand up is the Dali Lama. Its always great fun to watch your friends flex after they've finnished their shot line. Too bad you won't make it to the gym tomorrow.